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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Alan Perlis
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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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Even when I was studying mathematics, physics, and computer science, it always seemed that the problem of consciousness was about the most interesting problem out there for science to come to grips with.
David Chalmers
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
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Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do.
Donald Knuth
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We need to inspire kids to take notice of how and why a computer works. It's the marriage of art and science.
Will I Am
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I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
Larry Wall
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The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
Alvin Toffler
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There does not exist a category of science to which one can give the name applied science. There are science and the applications of science, bound together as the fruit of the tree which bears it.
Louis Pasteur
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We're not a vocational school. If someone wants to get a high-paying job, I would hope that there are easier ways to do it than working through a formal computer science curriculum.
Philip Greenspun
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Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger Dijkstra
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The science which teacheth arts and handicrafts is merely science for the gaining of a living; but the science which teacheth deliverance from worldly existence, is not that the true science?
Thomas Hobbes
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I decry the current tendency to seek patents on algorithms. There are better ways to earn a living than to prevent other people from making use of one's contributions to computer science.
Donald Knuth
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Post-Modernism was a reaction against Modernism. It came quite early to music and literature, and a little later to architecture. And I think it's still coming to computer science.
Larry Wall
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
Lewis Thomas
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