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Funny Parent Kid Quotes & Sayings
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I think any parent that makes their kid sit at a piano against their will and practice, they're going to have a kid that's not going to want to play the piano.
Debbie Gibson
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I'm not a scene kid. I'm not an emo kid. I'm not a goth kid. I'm not a punk kid. I'm not a preppy kid. I'm not a smart kid. I'm not a popular kid. I'm not a label. I'm Me.
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It never goes away, the death of a parent when you're a kid.
David Morrissey
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I'm not a parent yet, but I feel like a kid needs to be loved.
Jennifer Westfeldt
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Being good parent means you actually have to get off your a.. and be a kid again.
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The fastest way to be a bad parent is to never let your child be a kid.
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I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.
Rosie O'Donnell
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As a parent I'm really concerned about childhood obesity. *drives kid 3 blocks to school*
Unknown
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I don't think people understand what being a parent means, you have to put your kid before everything including yourself
Unknown
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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The abduction of a child is a tragedy. No one can fully understand or appreciate what a parent goes through at such a time, unless they have faced a similar tragedy. Every parent responds differently. Each parent copes with this nightmare in the best way he or she knows how.
John Walsh
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All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.
Benjamin Spock
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Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...
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Every single kid in my group of friends at school was from a single-parent family.
Christina Applegate
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To a teenager there's nothing more embarrassing than a parent.
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.
Merrill Markoe
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When your parent is a public idol, you never really have a chance to lay that parent to rest.
Lorna Luft
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I couldn't imagine losing a parent. My heart goes out to everyone who has lost a parent, I admire you. I don't know how you do it.
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It was extremely hard going from being a parent of one to a parent of three, because now all these instant decisions have to be made about how you balance out the time and attention between them.
Patricia Richardson
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