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Funny Parent Kid Quotes & Sayings
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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Discipline doesn't break a child's spirit half as often as the lack of it breaks a parent's heart
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Don't swim against the current. Just know that you are doing what you have to do, and you're doing it as well as you are able. You're not Superwoman and no one expects you to be.
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A parents love is whole, no matter how many times divided.
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There are some issues I'm more conservative on. As a parent, I'm concerned that there are so many young, young, young kids - like 12 years old - that are starting to have s..
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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I think the U.S. is terrifying and it saddens me. You only have to look at the state of affairs in America. I do worry about my children. As a parent you are always concerned. I just want them to be in a place where they are going to be strong enough to be able to make the right choices. Unfortunately we're in a position where people are so irresponsible that human life holds so little value to them.
Tom Cruise
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Mankind are divided into sects, and individuals think very differently on religious subjects, from the purest motives; and that gracious common Parent, who loves all his children alike, beholds with approbation every one who worships him in sincerity.
Joseph Lancaster
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Being a parent is about watching your babys first smile, helping her take those first steps and enjoying childish games. But its also about your toddler having a tantrum in the supermarket, wondering when on earth youre going to get a minute to yourself, and teenagers who think you were born in the Dark Ages.
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I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. We were both raised by our mums in single-parent households, and that's given us a lot of the same family values in life.
Justin Bieber
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