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Funny Parent Kid Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Parent Kid" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage.' Number two: 'We have medication for this.' And number three: 'It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school.'
Bill Engvall
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Our school demanded that each parent write their kid a five-page letter with advice. My dad's said, "Know your self-worth and what a pretty girl you are." My mom's was along the same lines saying, "You are a smart girl. Always have a strong head. Never get peer-pressured into anything."
Kim Kardashian
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Growing up without a parent or losing a parent at such a young age has to be really tough, I give kids so much credit for staying strong.
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That awkward moment when a 10 year old kid says; When I was a kid.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.
Julianna Moore
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Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes.
Todd Tiahrt
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This part of being a man, changing the way we parent, happens only when we want it to. It changes because we are determined for it to change; and the motive for changing often comes out of wanting to be the kind of parent we didn't have.
Augustus Y Napier
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I just think that being a parent is hard. Whether biological, adoptive, mom, dad, young, old, black, white, WHATEVER! Being a parent is HARD.
Unknown
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I write from the same place I parent, and since becoming a single parent, I have found it difficult, if not impossible, to write anything of length.
Dirk Benedict
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The truth of the matter is, you lose a parent to murder when you're 10 years old, and in fact at the time of the murder you hate your lost parent, my mother in my case
James Ellroy
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
Unknown
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To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth, ... You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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I can't imagine being a single parent, or a single parent that doesn't have a lot of money. That's a big, huge impact on your life and your dynamic. I am the kind of person that needs support, my heart goes out to those who are struggling to be mothers.
Joan Cusack
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The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Lane Olinghouse
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