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Funny Phone Calls Quotes & Sayings
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I never answer if someone knocks on my door and only the band and my manager have my phone number. In any case my phone doesn't ring so I never notice it. I occasionally just walk past and pick it up to see if anyone's there.
Robert Smith
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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
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My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends.
Steve Nash
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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Humans are the only animal who can have s.. over the phone.
Dave Letterman
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Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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The hardest part of a breakup, is not going with the routine you had with your ex. Finding other things to replace the dates, the phone calls, the constant texting, the urge to see each other, the promises made, the laughter, the intimate moments, the I love you's, the I miss you's, the comfort and the love that you both shared. The hardest part of a breakup, is filling in the missing holes that used to be your happiness.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
George Bernard Shaw
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My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Congratulations on being even more annoying than your phone's ringtone.
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The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
Brandon Samuel
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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does.
Hussein Nishah
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It's a given that they handle life-and-death emergency calls. But they don't handle calls where somebody's going to die call after call after call. It was a kind of doomsday, sum-of-all-fears atmosphere.
Joe Narcisse
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Waiting for a specific person to text you, but every time the phone vibrates, it's everyone else but that person.
Unknown
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I said I'm over you. But every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.
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My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
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If we date you can have my phone password, read my texts, answer my phone, get on my twitter, and read my DM's. I have NOTHING to hide.
Unknown
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If any sort of error is inexcusable, it's an incorrect phone number. One of the cardinal rules of copy editing is that every phone number published must be checked.
Bill Walsh
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When I delete someone from the contacts in my phone, it feels like I'm deleting that person from existence.
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