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Funny Phone Calls Quotes & Sayings
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The self-confidence of the warrior is not the self-confidence of the average man. The average man seeks certainty in the eyes of the onlooker and calls that self-confidence. The warrior seeks impeccability in his own eyes and calls that humbleness. The average man is hooked to his fellow men, while the warrior is hooked only to infinity.
Carlos Castaneda
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Let him go, get him out of your head; Remember you're not in his. Forget his birthday, his phone number, and the sweet things he said; Remember those were lies. Delete his texts, take his contact out of your phone ; Remember he's talking to all those other girls instead. Quit wishing he'll come back, stop putting yourself down. Remember it's not your fault; he had no good reason to leave. Just stop it, stop it all, and erase him from your past. Block out his name, ignore his texts, plug your ears when someone mentions him because trust me, you're doing perfectly fine without him. Take every object and memory you have of him and throw it in the trash, and then maybe, if you're lucky, you'll escape him.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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If she calls heads during a coin toss, she wants the D.
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Sometimes I wonder why I got a contract with unlimited texts/calls and I never use them.
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I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.
Sarah Brightman
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Frank Dane
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Sometimes you have to distance yourself from all the folks that only calls when they need something.
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Every time somebody calls me out or tries to start something, it's motivation.
Ryan Sheckler
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But I have a driver, so I can return calls while I'm in the car.
Donna Shalala
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In America, every female under fifty calls herself a girl.
H E Bates
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When everything you do gets scrutinized you lash out! I freak out on whoever calls me something I'm not!
Amanda Bynes
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I hate the feeling of not remembering someone who calls me with my nickname.
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Be ever engaged, so that whenever the devil calls he may find you occupied.
St Jerome
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A best friend calls in every circumstance, not just when its convenient.
Jasmine Villegas
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Something in your eyes calls to mind a silver screen
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