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Funny Ping Your Cellphone Quotes & Sayings
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I pick up Lucille and then ping out those funny sounds that sound good to me, you know. Sometimes I get to play where I can't even say nothin. Lookout...
BB King
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I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
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I have a big ping pong obsession.
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I have mad ping pong skills!
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They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
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Rich, famous people getting free shit looks bad. And I don't need a cellphone with sparkles on it.
George Clooney
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Dear cellphone companies, please make a 'Unsend my text' option.
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I can shoot pool, and I can play ping-pong. I'm pretty good at those games.
Thelonious Monk
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Hmmm me and Travis are really good at ping-pong! Im not really competitive, but thats because I know I can beat him.
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I just got rid of my sofa and replaced it with a ping pong table. I think this is the best decision I have made in months.
Emma Watson
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Learn to: Have fun without drinking, Talk without a cellphone, Dream without drugs, Smile without selfies, and Love without conditions.
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Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets. -LUKE
Gilmore Girls
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School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
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I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.
Trisha Goddard
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I was staring on my cellphone and wondering what is the best words to express how I feel but I couldnt find one because u have occupied my mind all the time...all that I know is, I'm thinking of you
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn't just burst out laughing. I can't even play ping-pong, but it turns out I'm good with weapons. I've got enormous hands, like a transs..ual, and that's probably why.
Kate Beckinsale
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.
Mark Zuckerberg
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All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.
Seth Green
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