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Funny Put Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
Mac Miller
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Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
Mohandas Gandhi
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
Jim Collins
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
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May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games
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There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.
Arnold Newman
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Stash my shank underneath the seat and make sure no blood is on my feet. Punk police wanna take me down. They put me on the wall and they shake me down.
Mac Dre
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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Nonviolence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
Mahatma Gandhi
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I feel like it's desperate to always be looking for love or being willing to put up with peoples hell all for love. Just have a seat & relax.
Unknown
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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Because the competitive landscape of the web is such that the site which looks and works best gets the most traffic, developers and designers put a premium on the presentation of that content and let structural markup take a back seat.
Mike Davidson
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