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Funny Put Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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I ran into my ex the other day.put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!
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I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there.
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I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.
Judd Apatow
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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It's funny we all want to change the world, but, most of us don't put the first foot in the door to do so.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on again, as you put on your overcoat, when you leave.
Claude Bernard
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
Sandra Lee
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