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Funny Put Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings
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First they put away the dealers, then they put away the prostitutes, then they shooed away the bums, and beat and bashed the queers. Turned away asylum seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
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I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
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