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Funny Reading Teach Quotes & Sayings
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A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.
Gloria Steinem
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
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We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading.
B F Skinner
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We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading.
B F Skinner
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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I will now teach my son Increase (and others of my children) the way of raising a lesson out of every verse in his reading of the Bible; and of turning it into a Prayer; and engage him (and them) unto a daily Course in reading the Bible in such a way
Cotton Mather
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Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
Albert Einstein
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I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman
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I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman
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I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman
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My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example.
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
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Some of the best proof reading is done in the 50 microseconds after you hit 'send.'
Unknown
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I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman
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100% of the people reading this are alive.
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Reading a book. It's like a Kindle, for idiots.
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If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in 5 minutes or less.
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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading s.. manuals without the software.
Arthur CClarke
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When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books You will be reading meanings.
Harold S Geneen
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