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Funny Red Wine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Red Wine" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.
Jim Harrison
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Just...bubble it, do the bubbling, do the bubbling. Start to wine and roll it, take a wine now, just...your belly What? Give him the wash man wine.
Alison Hinds
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For in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.
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Yea, only sipping red champaign, white-T, red hat, red bandanna.
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Hand on my wood, same thang on my dash. Got the pop trunk glowing, lights say I'm having cash. I'm rolling on glass, paint dripping red wine. Big grill with a woman, the fifth wheel on behind.
Killa Kyleon
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Red is one of the strongest colors, it's blood, it has a power with the eye. That's why traffic lights are red I guess, and stop signs as well... In fact I use red in all of my paintings.
Keith Haring
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I think for the rest of the day I'll turn to my comfort/coping mechanisms...red wine and online shopping.
Unknown
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When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Amy Lowell
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Sometimes it would be nice to just have some red wine with dinner, but it's not worth the risk. I have a great life, a great situation. Why would I want to risk self-destructive behaviour?
Kristin Davis
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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By no means do I have a drinking problem. Yes, I do drink. I especially love a glass of red wine with Italian food. I actually did smoke for a long time, but I quit about five-and-a-half months ago. I certainly do not do drugs. Have never done drugs. So, that's something I did stick with.
Danielle Fishel
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Unknown
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W C Fields
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kind of a nice change of pace from everything... not hectic, very serene, very pretty, a lot of nature, a lot of hills and mountains and beautiful countryside. it was very relaxing. We had a lot of fun and drank a lot of red wine.
Adam Levine
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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.
Proverbs 31:6
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Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Samuel Johnson
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I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
Esai Morales
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