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Funny Red Wine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Red Wine" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We are not the center of this funny universe.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
Genesis 25:30
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Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
Laura Nyro
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Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the g.... treaders' sit-in.
Ronnie Corbett
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Old wine and friends improve with age.
Italian Proverb
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
Unknown
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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I edit out the bad stuff and deliver the good stuff. Seventy-five percent of all wine is awful.
Peter Morrell
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Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
Marshall McLuhan
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But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
Ted Lindsay
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What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
Thomas More
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