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Funny Religious Slang Quotes & Sayings
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Slang is a poor man's poetry
John Moore
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands, and goes to work
Carl Sandburg
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Every religious group, while perhaps a majority somewhere, is also inevitably a minority somewhere else. Thus, religious organizations should and do show tolerance toward members of other religious denominations.
Russell M Nelson
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I think every religious person should have a deep sense of respect for other people's religious documents and religious symbols just as we were deeply opposed to the Taliban destroying the two historic buddhas which they blew up. So I think we ought to all oppose burning the Koran.
Newt Gingrich
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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Peter Ustinov
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I write in American slang.
Norman Spinrad
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I am only doing my part to piss off the pious religious folks.
Unknown
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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The British have slang words, as we do, but it was fun.
Dennis Farina
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The downtrodden are the great creators of slang.
Anthony Burgess
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
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In China, when you get to the airport everyone be talking in American slang.
Ike Turner
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You know you up when you can count a quarter million right, and if you're down you can slang it like a pillow fight.
Pusha T
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton Sheen
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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On religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in A, B, C, and D. Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral belie
Barry Goldwater
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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Joan Rivers
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
Carl Sandburg
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