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Funny Single Valentinengle Valentine Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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Don't let today get you down if you don't have a valentine. Remember, You're better off being single than being with the wrong person.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
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I'm already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine's-Day level.
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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Because I'm single I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues.
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Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.
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Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.
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