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Funny The Miracle Of Birth Quotes & Sayings
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.
Willie Dixon
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Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you, it feels like a miracle. Henry's truly the most fascinating person I know.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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To be alive, to be able to see, to walk, to have houses, music, paintings - it's all a miracle. I have adopted the technique of living life miracle to miracle.
Arthur Rubinstein
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The Miracle Network Childrens Miracle Network is a non-profit organization that raises funds for more than 170 childrens hospitals. Countless individuals, organizations and media partners unite with Childrens Miracle Network hospitals to help sick and injured kids in local communities. Donations to Childrens Miracle Network create miracles by funding medical care, research and education that saves and improves the lives of 17 million children each year.
Vanessa Simmons
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The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.
Leonard Nimoy
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Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.
Pablo Picasso
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Keep Believing in your Miracle. Don't quit the moment before your miracle... your breakthrough... your SUCCESS!
Lee Kemp
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To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle.
Walt Whitman
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Think of the magic of that foot, comparatively small, upon which your whole weight rests. It's a miracle, and the dance is a celebration of that miracle.
Martha Graham
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Let's celebrate an eight-day miracle in one half-assed evening
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Everyone asks for a miracle. Some a house, some a car,and some for love. Be happy with what you have and remember: your miracle is that your alive today.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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