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Funny The Present Quotes & Sayings
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
Oscar Wilde
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Also when you present yourself dont present yourself as an independent artist, present yourself like you already have three albums out. Dont present yourself saying what you are trying to do, present yourself saying what you are doing right now.
Lil Chuckee
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess
James Thurber
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess
James Thurber
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess
James Thurber
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There's no time like the present. Any time is better than now.
John Alejandro
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The secret is here in the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it. And, if you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.
Unknown
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The secret is here in the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it. And, if you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Unknown
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To me, living in the present means being aware of your conscious choice to focus on the past, present or future - it is not necessarily having to focus on the present.
Bo Bennett
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A better future is created by how one perceives the present. To create a better future, one will have to give his best in the present moment.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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The secret is here in the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it. And, if you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.
Unknown
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Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Gregory Null
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
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The present is never our goal: the past and present are our means: the future alone is our goal. Thus, we never live but we hope to live; and always hoping to be happy, it is inevitable that we will never be so.
Blaise Pascal
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Hope is very important for us because it can make our present moment less difficult to handle and bear. If we believe that our tomorrow will be better than our present then we can bear hardships of today.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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If you want to know your past, look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future, look into your present actions.
Unknown
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The past can never replace the present. The past cannot be changed but the present has great potential for greater changes.
Terry Mark
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Life is divided into three terms-that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better for the future.
Zahid Aba
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