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Funny Tuesday Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
Liam Neeson
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This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.
Geoffrey Fisher
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Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ray Kroc
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Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don't think I'll ever give that up.
Shannyn Sossamon
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Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.
Aron Ralston
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We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done.
Rahm Emanuel
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Unknown
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There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
Ed McMahon
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You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
Unknown
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Them cool greys, thats Monday. Them Space jams thats Tuesday. That Spike Lees on Wednesday. 23 in my Benz eh.
The Game
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CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.
Kal Penn
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
Stephen Colbert
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I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Nelson Algren
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I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
Unknown
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For me it's all about the little things that people do. I'm so not a romantic. I don't think you need a specific day to celebrate your love for someone. I think it can be a Tuesday. It's an everyday thing.
Lauren Conrad
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I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
Unknown
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Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly
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For instance, when I go to the premiere on Tuesday I probably won't watch the film at all - I'll be watching the audience just to see their reaction to different moments, what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong, stuff like that.
Devon Sawa
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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