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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.
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A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Normal people are popular in real life. Obsessive people are popular on Twitter.
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They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter.
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It's amazing how annoying some people can be with only 140 characters on Twitter.
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I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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It sucks when your personal life becomes public...So I'm finding ways to make my personal and private life more of my life, which is one of the reasons why I deleted my Twitter. We've decided that any type of relationship that we have, we will always just keep it very D.L. First and foremost, we are best friends, so that's what I tell people all the time.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.
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I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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