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Funny Virgin Quotes & Sayings
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A virgin to that money, a virgin to the fame. So this my only chance, so when I'm over only pray.
The Weeknd
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
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It's never been confirmed that Elizabeth I was a virgin. It's like the Virgin Mary - it's about branding, a logo. To use a modern term, Elizabeth was actually a bit of a slut.
Helen Mirren
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I don't think so, in that Virgin is already a global brand. Brands like Amazon have had to spend hundreds of millions of pounds you know, building their brands, whereas Virgin is already well-known around the world.
Richard Branson
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Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before!
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Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude and Being Real = People disliking you You can never please society.
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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
Unknown
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The best way to know any future is to cause one. And thats why, you see, when you start consulting the oracle at Delphi, youve taken a step downhill. You have assigned cause for the future elsewhere... So one predicts the future as much as one is cause. The future isnt a pattern laid out to abuse and bully you. The future is a beautiful playground that nobody happen to be combining. You talk about virgin territory the most virgin territory there is, is the future. You can do anything you want with it.
L Ron Hubbard
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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O Virgin Immaculate, Mother of God and my Mother, from your sublime heights turn your eyes of pity on me. Filled with confidence in your goodness and knowing full well your power, I beg you to extend to me your assistance in the journey of life, which is so full of dangers for my soul. In order that I may never be a slave of the devil through sin, but may ever live with my heart humble and pure, I entrust myself wholly to you. I consecrate my heart to you forever, my only desire being to love your divine Son, Jesus. Mary, none of your devout servants has ever perished; may I, too, be saved. Amen. -O Virgin Immaculate, Mother of God and My Mother
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No one's a virgin, life screws us all!
A J McLean
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Every harlot was a virgin once.
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Virgin territory for whor..houses.
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I'ma make you feel like a virgin again.
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Each act is virgin, even the repeated ones.
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I'm a virgin and I brought up all my children to be the same.
Shirley Bassey
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Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul.
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If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.
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