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Funny Wake Up Alarm Clock Quotes & Sayings
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Your cell phone has already replaced your camera, your calendar and your alarm clock. Don't let it replace your family.
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If you think its your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the Grace of GOD!!!
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My love for you is like an alarm clock, you can hear me but you chose to ignore me until you throw me. Don't worry, maybe I am broken but surely keep ringing until you pick me up again.
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Wake up in the morning, clock says half past one. I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun. There's no recollection of the evil things I've done. My head feels like I must have had some fun.
Brad Nowell
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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We all run on two clocks. One is the outside clock, which ticks away our decades and brings us ceaselessly to the dry season. The other is the inside clock, where you are your own timekeeper and determine your own chronology, your own internal weather and your own rate of living. Sometimes the inner clock runs itself out long before the outer one, and you see a dead man going through the motions of living.
Max Lerner
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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The hours of folly are measured by the clock; but of wisdom, no clock can measure.
William Blake
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I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed. Punch the clock, head for home, check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed, dream of you. That's what I am doing these days.
Rascal Flatts
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I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed. Punch the clock, head for home, check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed, dream of you. That's what I am doing these days.
Rascal Flatts
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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I literally have meetings at eight o'clock in the morning, and I finish at nine o'clock at night. It sounds pathetic, but I don't even have time to go shopping.
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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
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If the universe is running down like a clock, the clock must have been wound up at a date which we could name if we knew it. The world, if it is to have an end in time, must have had a beginning in time.
Dean Inge
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
Doug Coupland
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