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Funny Weedto Sir Quotes & Sayings
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I hadn't even watched '24' before, and the audition was kind of far away. When I got the material, there wasn't a character yet, so it almost seemed like an assistant to Jack Bauer saying, 'Yes, sir. No, sir.'
Mary Lynn Rajskub
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
Sir Cliff Richard
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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
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A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.
William Shakespeare
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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
Unknown
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Nobody's ever called me Sir Richard. Occasionally in America, I hear people saying Sir Richard and think there's some Shakespearean play taking place. But nowhere else anyway.
Richard Branson
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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Patience is a flatterer, sir and an ass, sir
Aphra Behn
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Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.
Sir Walter Scott
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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Why, Sir, Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of stupidity, Sir, is not in Nature.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth.
Sir Walter Scott
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I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.
Sir Edward Appleton
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Aye. You see, Sir, between the two of us, we do know them all.
John Proctor
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