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Suggest Revision: It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
 
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Suggest Revision: Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!
 
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Suggest Revision: The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
 
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Suggest Revision: Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
 
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Suggest Revision: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
 
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Suggest Revision: There aren't enough days in the weekend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
 
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Suggest Revision: Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
 
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