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George Carlin Getting Older Quotes & Sayings
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
Marc Maron
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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