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George Carlin Stock Markeving On One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
George Carlin
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
George Carlin
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Always do whatever's next.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Think off-center.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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