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God Invented Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls.
Kanye West
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He was a wise man who invented beer.
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages
Jacques Deval
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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And man has actually invented God. And whats strange, what would be marvellous, is not that God should really exist; the marvel is that such an idea, the idea of the necessity of God, could enter the head of such a savage, vicious beast as man.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
P Z Pearce
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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