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Going To Sleep Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.
Unknown
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Sleep is pain's easiest salve, and doth fulfill all the offices of death, except to kill
John Donne
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Don't lose sleep over what other people think.
Malika E Nura
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I will sleep tonight with happiness in my heart knowing that tomorrow when I wake up you'll be still be there.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
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My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes...
Unknown
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Unknown
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Ran the streets tongue-tied, couldn't sleep nights. Cause when you're living wrong, it's hard to sleep right.
Young Jeezy
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I get less and less sleep these days, so when I have any down time all I want to do is sleep!
Shawn Johnson
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I love to sleep. I'd sleep all day if I could.
Miley Cyrus
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Sleep is very precious to me. I love to sleep.
Tia Mowry
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So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
Joseph Bologna
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There is no magic. There is no secret. You need your sleep. A lot of our society tries to get by, but the truth is it is up to each individual to get their optimal sleep amount. If you get less than that you can get by temporarily, but it's only temporary.
Richard Berry
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Sleep deprivation is not the key to success. Stop bragging about how you don't sleep and go take a damn nap, give your brain a break!
Unknown
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Eat healthily, sleep well, breathe deeply, move harmoniously.
Jean-Pierre Barral
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I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think youre automatically worth my time again. Ha, guess not.
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