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Happy Monday Coffee Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.
Henry Ward Beecher
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You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna do a man crush Monday of the same guy every Monday. It's like no one will ever see it coming!
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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
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