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Homer Donutr Donut Donut Quotes & Sayings
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I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate fu.. You', or the 'fu.. You I'm Chocolate' or something.
Davey Havok
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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Homer Simpson
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The only circle of trust you should have is a donut.
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Holy Moly Donut Shop Modafu..a
Michael Blackson
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I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?
Oscar Nunez
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The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.
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Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
Jack LaLanne
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First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne
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Oh god damn I got sluts on my a.. cuz errytime I dunk a donut I 360 windmill that bi..., whor..s on my nuts cuz I look like angry beavers.
Lil B
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Krispy Kreme-colored Chevy, bustin' thru like levees, Inside, interior-bass bumpin' all heavy, Rims like frosting, on the donut, 'cause I'm ballin', When you hear me ride thru, it sound like some n!ggas brawlin'.
Young Dro
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine. You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens on the James Cameron movies. Francine: I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm putting you on a diet. Starting today, no more junk food. (Takes Roger's donut) Roger: What?! No, not my Frankenberries! Oh, Francine! Please be reasonable! (Gets on table trying to get his donuts, breaks table) Oh, God! I got a bear claw in my ass!
American Dad
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Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread
Thomas Seward
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
Homer Simpson
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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