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Husband And Wife Funny Lines Quotes & Sayings
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
Unknown
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
Harriet Morgan
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
Unknown
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Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.
Unknown
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
Vera Brittain
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There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband
Nick Faldo
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A good wife or a good husband is God given. They come to fill the void in us as we also fill theirs.
Terry Mark
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Unknown
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Marriage itself is consummated with the literal bodily union of husband and wife. From that point on, the husband should regard the wife as his own flesh. If she hurts, he ought to feel the pain. If she has needs, he should embrace those needs as his own. He should seek to feel what she feels, desire what she desires, and in effect, give her the same care and consideration he gives his own body.
John MacArthur
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Marriage is like a song, where the Lord's sweet melody of love comes from two hearts joined as one, husband and wife.
Unknown
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A wife asked her husband, Do you love me? Her husband laughed and stayed silent. And said, then why am I here all these years.
Unknown
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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