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Husband And Wife Funny Lines Quotes & Sayings
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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
HL Mencken
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I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.
Judith Viorst
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he way I and my family have been treated is an absolute disgrace. At the end of the day, I'm a nice person and loving husband and father. I've been called a bad father, I've been called a bad husband and my wife has been called a bad mother. Things always hurt that are said about my family, and for people to call my wife a bad mother is unbelievable. I'm a strong person, I'm a strong family man, I'm a strong husband and a strong father.
David Beckham
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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Who persuaded you to cut off the nose of your wife's lover? Wretched husband, that was not the part which outraged you! Fool, what have you done? Your wife has lost nothing by the operation
Marcus Aurelius
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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Waiting for you to come back home to me is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I love you, my soldier, my hero, my husband.
Unknown
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However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband. -Ephesians 5:33
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,... A man might divorce his wife, or a wife her husband, said Charondas, but then he or she must not marry anyone younger than the divorced mate.
William James Durant
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.
Delia Ephron
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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Can the believing husband in Heaven be happy with his unbelieving wife in Hell? Can the believing father in Heaven be happy with his unbelieving children in Hell? Can the loving wife in Heaven be happy with her unbelieving husband in Hell? I tell
Jonathan Edwards
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
Unknown
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I am a mother and wife outside of my acting. So a day as Stacey dash is the same as the next wife/mother. I spend time with my son and daughter as well as my husband. I just enjoy spending time with them. I mean ,we grocery shop,I take my daughter to dance class, I do what every devoted mother/wife does
Stacey Dash
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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