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I Wish The Length Of Your Shorts Quotes & Sayings
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I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.
Unknown
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My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear and a full-length picture of me all done up, and they would write about how long it took and how much it cost, because that was the whole point. It was very liberating.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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The length of your education is less important than its breadth, and the length of your life is less important than its depth
Marilyn Vos Savant
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Eat my shorts!
Matt Groening
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eat my shorts!!
Bart Simpson
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Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.
Donny Osmond
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We're obsessed with the way Kate looks, Wellington boots with shorts? Who else could get away with that?
Rachel Zoe
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85 degrees out, shorts, and a tank....this is a tease. I just want summer!
Kendall Jenner
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Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
Superbad
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Dress for the weather. If its hot, wear shorts if you want to. Who cares what people say.
Unknown
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People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that.
Stanley Tucci
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Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.
Lorrie Fair
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.
Guy Kawasaki
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Those warm summer nights where you could wear shorts and sit outside tell 4 am at a party with the best group of people.
Unknown
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Leaving VERY early tomorrow on our second honeymoon. Secret destination but bring shorts and sunglasses.
Dr Drew
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I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping.
David Wain
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I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
Jessica Simpson
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We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world.
Rachel Griffiths
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