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Jokes About Drinking And Drivingisted Suicide Quotes & Sayings
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Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
Charles Bukowski
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We talking straight suicide, we taking shots to the head. Must be drinking amnesia, cause I forgot what I said.
Young Jeezy
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness
Bertrand Russell
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Life is only a long and bitter suicide, and faith alone can transform this suicide into a sacrifice.
Franz Liszt
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse, suicide eliminates the possibility of it ever getting better.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.
Clare Boothe Luce
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As anyone who has been close to someone that has committed suicide knows, there is no other pain like that felt after the incident
Peter Greene
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Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Unknown
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Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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A suicide kills two people, Maggie, that's what it's for!
Arthur Miller
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
George Carlin
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Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Phil Donahue
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All healthy men have thought of their own suicide
Albert Camus
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