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Jokes About People With Long Neck Quotes & Sayings
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The world is all the richer for having a devil in it, so long as we keep our foot upon his neck.
William James
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If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to so so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.
Jimmy Doolittle
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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The throat and neck are the hot spots for Taurus. Lightly rub the neck, kiss it gently, lick it lightly to make them melt like butter.
Unknown
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Sophia Loren
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I did become American citizen in order to vote. I lived in this country for a very long time and I finally reached the point where I thought, I'm often sticking my neck out on various issues as all human beings have a right to do.
Lynn Redgrave
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont scrub her neck when shes taking a bath.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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