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Jokes About Weeds Quotes & Sayings
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Go often to the house of a friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Scandanavian Proverb
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The weeds keep multiplying in our garden, which is our mind ruled by fear. Rip them out and call them by name.
Sylvia Browne
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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wanna know where the weeds at? Well I'll give u a hint. just follow the scent rising outta my tent.
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Memory, in widow's weeds, with naked feet stands on a tombstone.
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Happiness must be cultivated. It is like character. It is not a thing to be safely let alone for a moment, or it will run to weeds.
Elizabeth Stuart Phelps
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Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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My friends, remember this, that there are no weeds, and no worthless men, there are only bad farmers.
Victor Hugo
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Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fu.. about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..
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Unintelligent persons are like weeds that thrive in good ground; they love to be amused in proportion to the degree in which they weary themselves.
Honore De Balzac
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When I was a kid, I'd work on my grandparents' farm, cultivating the beans, spraying them, killing all the weeds, which today isn't that cool.
Kellan Lutz
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My main job was developing talent. I was a gardener providing water and other nourishment to our top 750 people. Of course, I had to pull out some weeds, too.
Jack Welch
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When you look at a field of dandelions you can either see a hundred weeds or a hundred wishes.
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Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Gordon B Hinckley
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Religious dogma creates a perfect fertilizer for the weeds of hypocrisy.
Steve Maraboli
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