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Jokes About Weeds Quotes & Sayings
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What would the world be, once bereft Of wet and wildness? Let them be left, O let them be left, wildness and wet, Long live the weeds and the wildness yet.
Gerard Manley Hopkins
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I'm just a rose in weeds, and I arose with reasons, to stay on this road I lead, till I leave with what I sold, my soul indeed, leave my son with the sum of what I sold in deeds. I'm foldin yall, probably headed for the pin like bowling balls, kept it directed at the pen and wrote it for yall.
Lupe Fiasco
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Kind hearts are the gardens, Kind thoughts are the roots, Kind words are the flowers, Kind deeds are the fruits, Take care of your garden And keep out the weeds, Fill it with sunshine Kind words and kind.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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If your corn has a herbicide-tolerant gene, it means you can spray your herbicides and kill the weeds; you won't kill your corn because it's producing a gene that makes it tolerant of the herbicide.
Jeremy Rifkin
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Even the gods love jokes
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Be careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce weeds that choke the life from your dream. Water them with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success. Always be on the lookout for ways to turn a problem into an opportunity for success. Always be on the lookout for ways to nurture your dream.
Lao Tzu
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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