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Jokes On Sons Phone Being Better Than His Moms Quotes & Sayings
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I think there's a lot of moms who would be so disappointed if they knew how poorly their sons treated girls
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I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way.
Sarah Palin
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Im thankful for the regular things like my wonderful family and my health. But this year, Im so thankful for our troops coming home this December. I like to think of all the moms and dads who will be putting their arms around their hero sons and hero daughters and all the hero husbands and hero wives who will be in the arms of their spouses, and children holding on tight to their hero moms and hero dads, some for the first time.
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
Suli Breaks
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Every black kid knows about that voice they moms make when they are on the phone with important people...be trying sound white and so proper.
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I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of brotherhood.
Martin Luther King Jr
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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Happy Mothers Day to all moms, grannies, great grannies, step moms, foster moms, and those who lost their mom. Moms are priceless!
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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Theres difference between moms who party & moms who have a night off every once in awhile to go out w/ her friends.Don't label them the same.
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You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes.
Walter M Schirra
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.
Wilford Brimley
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My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an easy one. The outside world will not be a friendly place for you.
Master Splinter
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Then I took Jaazaniah the son of Jeremiah, the son of Habaziniah, and his brethren, and all his sons, and the whole house of the Rechabites; And I brought them into the house of the LORD, into the chamber of the sons of Hanan, the son of Igdaliah, a man of God, which was by the chamber of the princes, which was above the chamber of Maaseiah the son of Shallum, the keeper of the door: And I set before the sons of the house of the Rechabites pots full of wine, and cups, and I said unto them, Drink ye wine.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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