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Late Night Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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The best conversations usually happen late at night.
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Everything seems dirtier when it's late at night.
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts.
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Theodor Geisel
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Hope you're feeling okay after being s..ually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry Shandling
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are certain things that don't mix well with MS. One is staying up late at night. Another is big, noisy crowds. Well, campaigns are staying up late at night and big noisy crowds.
Ann Romney
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I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
John Mayer
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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