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Loser Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Loser Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Nobody likes a sore loser....or any kind of loser for that matter.
Unknown
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Learn how to be a loser, because it's important to be a loser to be a winner.
Sanford I Weill
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You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am "THE GOD OF FLAKES."
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin
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The difference between a loser and winner is that while a loser ponders about his loss a winner tries to improve himself.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.
Paul Newman
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Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi
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Our culture tends to label everybody and everything either a success or a failure, a winner or a loser. I often wonder how the one winner and 58,000 losers in the Boston Marathon feel about that? I can't imagine even one of those runners thinking of himself as a loser. I believe that for every one of them, to run the race well is to succeed.
Robert White
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The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
HGWells
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Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
Unknown
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I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup.
Unknown
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I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
Michael Bergin
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Mike Ditka
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How can a loser ever win?
The Bee Gees
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Let me show you how it's done... Loser!
Babe Ruth
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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I was a loser in high school.
Breckin Meyer
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It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
Jessica Cutler
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