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Man Get Lady Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
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A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
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That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant...
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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A lady when single and looking for a man puts up a guard to see what man is willing to put in a effort to break her guard down. That's the reason why some lady's are so hard to get. Because they don't want to give a man a chance, and end up wasting their time. But if a man not only tells but shows that he can be the man she's been searching for. Then he'll be given a chance to be in a relationship with her.
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Lady Saw don't you worry yuhself caw mi naw chaw because man a bad man, man a outlaw and don't yuh know say bad man a nuh old squaw.
Lady Saw
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind, I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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Just saw a pregnant lady smoking a cigarette. We live in a cruel world ladies and gentlemen.
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Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison]
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A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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Girls that lie about being pregnant are dumb as hell. You never know how the boy will react.
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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby passing away.
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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.
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Woke up from a nightmare about being pregnant and having a miscarriage. Most horrifying dream I've had yet...
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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.
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I'm glad I woke up. I always have the shittiest dreams, stuff like being late for everything or being pregnant or painfully dying.
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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