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Microwave By Percy Spencer Quotes & Sayings
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like you. Were friends. Who cares. Lets go have fun. Lets go party.
Brody Jenner
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When I did that interview with Hepburn, the only ground rule was, you did not discuss Spencer Tracy. Spencer Tracy's widow is still alive, and she respected that.
Morley Safer
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
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He who gives while he lives, get to know where it goes.
Percy Ross
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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You can get all A's and still flunk life.
Walker Percy
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Stephen Wright
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
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Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jenna Fischer
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Jazz is letting everybody do his or her thing with the music.
Percy Heath
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Every white will have its black, And every sweet its sour.
Thomas Percy
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