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My Mom Told Me Not To Drink And Drive Quotes & Sayings
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
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Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came unto me, and his countenance was like the countenance of an angel of God, very terrible: but I asked him not whence he was, neither told he me his name: But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
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I told Detroit I'mma fu..in' get it. I told my brother we'll be fu..in' winning. Ye told me I'm the man for the job. So I told my mom, call her's up and tell 'em that she quitting.
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
Tracey Gold
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and its never acceptable to drink and drive!
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My mom always told me 'Don't get to attached to a guy; cause most guys are the same & they'll treat you like a game.' looks like mom was right.
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If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
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I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
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I told my agents that I didn't want to go on the audition. But as that was happening I called my mom, who has been watching the show from the beginning, and my mom said, 'It's the coolest show. You have to go.'
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s.., don't drink and drive..... Leave that to me.
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
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