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My Mom Told Me Not To Drink And Drive Quotes & Sayings
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And he looked, and, behold, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of water at his head. And he did eat and drink, and laid him down again.
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But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.
Paul Gascoigne
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be.
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Eat and drink such an exact Quantity as the Constitution of thy Body allows of, in reference to the Services of the Mind.
Benjamin Franklin
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover.
Henri Matisse
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If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.
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And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
W C Fields
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The drops of the Lord's Nectar are so beautiful! Meeting the Holy Saint, we drink these in.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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And whosoever shall give to drink unto one of these little ones a cup of cold water only in the name of a disciple, verily I say unto you, he shall in no wise lose his reward.
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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
William Shatner
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.
Dorothy Parker
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W C Fields
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
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It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.
W C Fields
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A drink precedes a story.
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It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.
William Shakespeare
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If I think, I wont drink. if I drink, I cant think.
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