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My Mom Told Me Not To Drink And Drive Quotes & Sayings
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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Me and Lauren Conrad take cabs everywhere in L.A. at night. We never drink and drive.
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I told you once and I told yuh twice that I am the girls dem sugar. Now the girls dem attack me and di girls ddem a rush mi because dem wha drive in a bimmer.
Beenie Man
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My mom always told me the best way to appreciate something is to be without for a while...
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I just want to remind everyone to don't drink and drive! Just call a cab! Happy labor day weekend!
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
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My mom always told me not to let anything or anyone stop me from doing what I love, even her
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My mom always told me 'If you feel like doing something do it. Dont over think it, just do it.'
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Just bought my girl a Ferrari Spider. Told her drive it like it got 8 legs.
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But she told me she was never going to drink again.
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski
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I just told my mom: Hey well I'm sorry I'm a brat and a bi... sometimes but I DO appreciate you.
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My mom told me always girls are the devil...but truth is I know you're not.
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My mom always told me that ever since I was little, your only true Friend will always be your Mother.
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My mom always told me never go to bed mad or with regrets.
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I have to hang in there my mom always told me never to give up on the one you love.
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I love my sister, she just told my mom to hush & was like now!
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