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My Son Thinks Im Hilarious But Hes Only 1 Quotes & Sayings
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My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
Mackenzie Crook
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks hes wrong.
Unknown
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I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. Hes also strong, smart and makes me feel like hes going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend.
Lea Michele
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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
LL Cool J
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Hes grown on me a lot more now that he has a kid with my sister and hes had to mature a lot more. A lot of people dont like him because hes into himself and wears suits, but hes a good guy. And Ive seen him grow up a lot.
Rob Kardashian
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Feilhaber thinks hes a playboy.
Tim Howard
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Arturo Gatti is a fake because he thinks hes going to win.
Floyd Mayweather
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Hes in you and he wants out! Hes in us like a river. Hes not in us like a lake.
Bill Johnson
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Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.
Foghorn Leghorn
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So my ex thinks that I'm just going run back to his arms when hes ready, naw your a ex for a reason.
Unknown
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Hes jealous because shes moved on. Hes insecure because she finally seems happy. Hes regretful because he realized he wasted his time thinking up things thatd never happen instead of telling her how much shes worth to him.
Unknown
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
Jules Carlysle
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My son is someone who wants to be a writer. My sons been writing for a long time, since he was 14, and hes a published poet. I would like to think that could be a medium that could be used to express some of that dissent that weve spoken of.
Laurence Fishburne
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A win doesnt mean much. Hes got to go. Hes got to go in fo. Just to win the fight would not be good enough for me at this time. He has to go. I really dont care when; hes just got to go. The way I see it, Bernard Hopkins is not as good as me. Oscar De La Hoya is not as good as me. Fernando Vargas? Not as good as me. None of those guys can be my equal, and they stopped him .
Roy Jones Jr
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The reason why everyone should tune into this fight is because anyone who has ever seen Roy Jones Jr. knows that Roy Jones Jr. puts on a show every time he gets in the ring. I am going to give you a show regardless of who or what is on the other side. Now, with Tito Trinidad on the other side, he comes to fight all day long. Hes bringing his left hook to the game and he thinks he is going to knock me out if he can land it. So if you want to see a wonderful fighttwo guys who are going to go at it for realand Ill give you my word right now that hes not going 12 rounds with me. You want to see a wonderful fight and you want to see a good fight with him getting knocked out, then you want to put your money down and check it out on January 19.
Roy Jones Jr
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I love him. Hes been in my life a very long time. Hes my friend.
Selena Gomez
80 Likes
If he fights for you, hes the man who wishes to spend his whole life on you. If hes like 'eh' then he obviously doesnt deserve you.
Unknown
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Zac is just a dear friend. Hes really, very easygoing. Hes just a real pleasure to work with.
Taylor Schilling
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