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My Uncle Jacked A Horse Today Quotes & Sayings
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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Unknown
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
Napoleon Dynamite
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The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language.
Max Frisch
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Ladies : jus becuz a man shows up on a white horse doesn't mean its his horse! or that he's gettin off the horse 4 a lifelong stay - Paula W
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If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.
Charles Ives
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
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My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was like a father to me. I was closer to him than I was my father.
Ed Bradley
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handey
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A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.
Unknown
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The honest reason was my niece and nephew weren't allowed to see Uncle Vin movies, and they're my biggest fans. I guess I got a little sick of, 'No, you can't come to this one no, you can't come to that one.' And they're, 'But I saw the poster, Uncle Vin.'
Vin Diesel
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Today, many years ago, He rode a donkey not a horse. Peace is still the way He travels.
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I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
J D Salinger
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I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
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The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W C Fields
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I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
Dawn French
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Theres nothin in life thats worth doin, if it caint be done from a horse
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