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Need A Break Status Quotes & Sayings
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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The whole point is, give me a break with the standards. You go to the average jazz label and suggest a record and they want to know which standards you're going to play. I'm saying let's break the formula.
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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You mad cause your daughter fu.. with me on spring break. Well, I'mma fu.. her 'til the springs break.
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Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to do with your upcoming set of spring break bikini photos.
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If I'm going to break them, I'm going to break them both.
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Promise to break everybody off before I break down.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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