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Newborn Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Hark the herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King! Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled' Joyful, all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies With the angelic host proclaim: 'Christ is born in Bethlehem' Hark! The herald angels sing 'Glory to the newborn King!'
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I'd say you can get away with anything right about now, with a newborn in the house.
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I am a newborn cuddled in my swaddle. That is all...
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I think of escape, be like a newborn and leave everything behind.
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All newborn babies are ugly.
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It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Peel off like a new era sticker, out that bi... like a newborn my ni....
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I swear the forks they give for take out Chinese are newborn size...Seriously?
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Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.
Rabindranath Tagore
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I'm feeling like a newborn child every time I get a chance to see you smile.
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If you walk like a newborn giraffe in heels ladies...Just don't wear them...Thank you.
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It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.
Heston Blumenthal
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The belief in charms for protecting newborn infants is very strong in Greece.
James Theodore Bent
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Of all the joys that lighten suffering earth, what joy is welcomed like a newborn child?
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I'm terrified of having a toddler + a newborn + no family nearby + a hubby with crummy vacation time.
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The average newborn baby spends 133 minutes every day crying. Can't wait!
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The absolute dependence of a newborn infant inspired many things in me, but it did not activate any magical knowledge about what to do for the next twenty years.
Mary Kay Blakely
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All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization.
Abraham Maslow
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The idea is a straightforward one. We provide an account for every newborn in America, a $500 account.
Harold Ford
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