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Mums Jokesary After Divorce Quotes & Sayings
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People say Twilight is what teenage girls are into and Im like, yeah, but thats not just it. Most of the time its the mums who are actually more passionate! This woman and her teenage daughter are walking up. And the moms shaking, shes just so excited. They get to the front table and the woman goes, Taylor, Im wearing panties that have your name on them. If I find a way to take them off and have you sign them, is that OK? And the daughters like, Mum, come on! And her mums like, Honey, its OK, this is what we do at these signings! The daughter was so embarrassed.
Taylor Lautner
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Divorce was never commanded, even for adultery. Otherwise God would have given His notice of divorce to Israel and Judah long before He did. A legitimate bill of divorce was allowable for adultery, but it was never commanded or required. It was a last resort - to be used only when unrepentant immorality had exhausted the patience of the innocent spouse, and the guilty one would not be restored.
John Macarthur
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The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
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The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
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Im an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house.
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.
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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.
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Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
Pope Leo XIII
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Cary Grant
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The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.
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The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.
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