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Old Fart Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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